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madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

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Phil: I got dumped once while listening to Darren Brown and I'd get this heart ache when I heard it
Dan: *super jealous voice* what does that have to do with anything
Phil: angst!

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

artbymegs:

I feel like this should be pretty self-explanatory. I’m drawing these for a zine at my college (and they have a tumblr! lips-appstate.tumblr.com!), but submissions are due today, so they’re a bit more rushed than I would have liked.

I tried to be inclusive and not-shitty. Hopefully I succeeded at that. There are more of these I’d like to draw, but like I said, time limitations :P

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

dirtywrat:

*puts food in microwave*

*goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*

elsannafondue:

xdominoe:

queenofthesouthernisles:

I just LOVE the animation here. The part with just their hands looks real. And I love the way Gothel’s fingers go from motherly gentle touch to creepy and evil. Beautiful

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someone once said that “you don’t really know someone until you say no to them”

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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sunchipsofficial:

the sound of my door closing when someone leaves is music to my ears

porshastewart:

versacepromises:

some of y’all follow some shitty ass people

ironic bc ppl follow u image

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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Sansdiego