this is just a few what I have seen lately
I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.
oh hell no
RELEASE THE PIGS!
oh my goodness
That did not go where I expected it to.
but i like it
Two sentence horror stories.
THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME NERVOUS I AM HOME ALONE PLEASE SEND HELP.
Fuck. This. Shit. I’m done.
Fuck this, it gave me a case of the willies!
i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see