Bae: wanna get something to eat?
Me: I’m broke shawd
Bae: it’s okay I got you
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
I feel like this should be pretty self-explanatory. I’m drawing these for a zine at my college (and they have a tumblr! lips-appstate.tumblr.com!), but submissions are due today, so they’re a bit more rushed than I would have liked.
I tried to be inclusive and not-shitty. Hopefully I succeeded at that. There are more of these I’d like to draw, but like I said, time limitations :P
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time
i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
*puts food in microwave*
*goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
I just LOVE the animation here. The part with just their hands looks real. And I love the way Gothel’s fingers go from motherly gentle touch to creepy and evil. Beautiful
#I really apprecciate this gif#because when you’re in an abusive relationship often nothing seems wrong until you try to stand up for yourself#that loving pat tranforms into a claw when she defends herself#but really it was a claw all along(via)
someone once said that “you don’t really know someone until you say no to them”
when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
the sound of my door closing when someone leaves is music to my ears
some of y’all follow some shitty ass people
ironic bc ppl follow u