And I completely agree.
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep
if the #1 mistake isn’t “assuming they can just wear their fucking clothes without walking piles of horseshit imposing completely unnecessary consequences on them” then i’m going to begin actively seeking applications for being on the first mission to colonize mars.
#1 mistake girls make when they wear is actually assuming crocodiles can not eat humans. Mistake is unrelated to wearing shorts but it is indeed a grave mistake
i hope people who get to look at zayn everyday know how fucking lucky they are
when you think you have a substitute but your normal teacher turns up
So I took this photo while I was in Rome, Italy this past January. Definitely the best photo I’ve taken in my entire life.
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
his head disappears omg
bless this post
Holy shit hahaha
but seriously how did people even do their homework before the internet